《爱情公寓》陆展博给林宛瑜的表白诗《孤独的根号三》

I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root three

我害怕自己会成为孤独的根号3

A three is all that's good and right

3代表了所有的美好和正义

Why must my three keep out of sight beneath a vicious aquare-root sign?

但为什么我的3要被困在万恶的根号底下？

I wish instead I were a nine

我更希望我是数字9

For nine could thwart this evil trick with just some quick arithmetic

因为9通过简单的算术就能摆脱根号的诡计

I know I'll never see the sun as 1.7321

我知道作为1.7321我将不得见天日

Such is my reality a sad irrationality

我原本既悲哀又不理智

When ,hark,just what is this I see?

而在此时 我无法相信我的双眼

Another square root of a three

另一个根号3

Has quietly come waltzing by

轻轻踏着华尔兹而来

Together now we multiply

相聚后我们相乘

To form a number we prefer

得出我们喜欢的一个数字

Rejoicing as an integer

像整数般高兴

We break free from our mortal bonds

我们将自己从牢狱中解脱

And with a wave of magic wands

随着魔杖的挥舞

Our square-root signs become unglued

我们的根号被掀开

And love for me has been renewed

而我的爱也焕然一新