美国演员《妈妈之歌》&《爸爸之歌》
《妈妈之歌》中文版歌词
起床！起床！快起来！
去洗脸、去刷牙、记得梳头！
这是你的衣服你的鞋
有没有在听啊？
快起来！然后记得叠被子！
会热吗？会冷吗？
你就这样穿着出门吗？
你的书你的午饭你的作业咧？
拿外套戴手套，还有围巾和帽子
别忘了！你有猫要喂
要吃早餐，因为医生说，早餐在一天当中最重要！
要吃维他命，因为这样你才能长得壮又高！
记得今天下午3点要去看牙医
别忘了钢琴课在今天下午，所以你要练！
别狼吞虎咽，要细嚼慢咽！
但快点！校车已经到了！
你有没有洗你的耳背？
到底有没有在听我说话？
接电话，把电话挂掉！
离电视远点，开小声点，吃饭别玩手机
今晚，今晚不准玩电脑！
我的苦心教导，长大了你自然会感激
等你有小孩了你就知道
你会感激我给你的忠告这么有智慧
但现在，我还要谢谢你没对我翻白眼
吃东西时把嘴巴闭起来
吃一两口你讨厌的东西
用刀叉，不要打饱嗝。
不要让我念！别再唉唉叫！否则我真的让你哭不出来！
去刷牙、洗脸，穿睡衣
睡觉去，抱一下，和我一起祷告
别忘了，我爱你！
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of...
I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da
而最有趣的还在后面：由于《妈妈之歌》的迅速走红，不少当爸爸的观众开始给安妮塔写信，要求她为爸爸们写一首歌。于是，安妮塔在和这些"爸爸"们讨论商议过之后很快创作出了一首无比简洁的《爸爸之歌》，与《妈妈之歌》絮叨不停的歌词相比，《爸爸之歌》的歌词只有一句："好吧！问你妈！问你妈！"
歌曲的内容绝对比歌曲名字《妈妈之歌》《爸爸之歌》来的有看头。由美国喜剧女演员安妮塔兰弗洛创作并演唱的《妈妈之歌》被网络疯狂传唱之后，应网友强烈要求，创作出《爸爸之歌》。
“用刀叉。不要打饱嗝。不要让我念
把碗里的东西吃干净
考好一点。去开门。别跟我耍小聪明
给我注意，给我过来，我数到3
…………
我说了算，我说了算，我说了算，我说了算！
我是你妈！你妈，你妈，你妈，你唯一的妈！！ ”
《爸爸之歌》
与《妈妈之歌》絮叨不停的歌词相比，《爸爸之歌》的歌词只有一句：“好吧！问你妈！问你妈！”