Alanis Morissette《Ironic》讽刺
1996.06.29《Ironic》
演唱：Alanis Morissette
An old man turned ninety-eight
有个老人今年九十八岁
He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了乐透但是隔天就翘了
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像是一杯法国红酒里有只黑苍蝇
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像是迟了二分钟的死刑赦免
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
实在是很讽刺．．．不是吗？
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
Who would've thought...it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
安全第一先生很怕坐飞机
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
有一天他收拾了行李跟孩子们吻别
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他等了整整一辈子终於要来坐这趟飞机
And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机失事坠毁的当下，他心里想
Well isn't this nice..."
喔，这真好啊！」
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
这真讽刺啊，你不觉得吗？
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
Who would've thought...it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
When you think everything's okay
当你认为一切都没有问题，
and everything's going right
事情进行都很顺利的时候
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong
and everything blows up
搞砸了的时候
In your face
一切都已经在你眼前
A traffic jam when you're already late
你已经迟到了还交通堵塞
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
你可以休息抽菸，偏偏禁止吸菸
It's like ten thousand spoons
就像是有上万支汤匙
when all you need is a knife
但你需要的是刀子
It's meeting the man of my dreams
就像是终於遇见你的梦中王子
And then meeting his beautiful wife
同时还看到他身旁的美丽妻子
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
这还真讽刺‧‧‧你不觉得吗？
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
有点太讽刺了‧‧‧是啊，我相信
It's like rain on your wedding day
就像是婚礼那天下大雨
It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像是有人要载你但你刚买了车票
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像是应该接受的忠告你正好不理
Who would've thought...it figures
谁又想得到．．．人算不如天算
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
我想，生活就是会莫名其妙地搞你一下
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
生活也会莫名其妙就帮你一把
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