每月一书 Book Of The Month
这首歌其实没办法翻译。几乎每一句都是双关语，充满了暧昧的隐喻。比方说这个令人一头雾水的歌名，“每月一书”，什么意思？其实它指的是一种定期的活动。十几年前有个电视剧《年轮》，里面的妻子只要说“逢单”，丈夫就心领神会。
理解全首歌的关键，是歌词里的four letter words（四个字母的词）。这里大概是指英文 fuck, cock, yoni
大致的意思是说，夫妻间要创造出一套只有自己才能明白的隐语。类似于《智取威虎山》里的土匪黑话：“脸红什么?”“精神焕发！”“怎么又黄啦?”回答一定是：“防冷涂的蜡！”
这首歌出自Lovaged的专辑《Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady》（与老婆子做爱的音乐）”，属于sexy music (色情音乐)一类。国内几乎没人做过介绍。既然如此（在这里也说一句隐语）——既然这个洋雏没人搭理，就让咱先尝尝鲜吧。
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每月一书 Book Of The Month
Lovage 唱
You and me are the disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
你和我都得了病，细菌正在扩散
用我给你消毒，让你保持呼吸
在我的空白画页上，感觉到你画笔的涂抹
我是你的每月一书，稍后请欣赏这精美的印迹
We'll invent new four letter words
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
Run through the fields, sing with the birds
You are the griddle, I am the meat
我们将创造出新的四字成语
你味同嚼艾，我芳草萋萋
你穿越牧场，我与鸟同嬉
你为刀俎,我为里脊
I'll turn you on like the electric company
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
Flick on the switch and light your pilot light
You are the griddle, I am the meat
我将点燃你的激情，就像合上电闸
你味同嚼艾，我芳草萋萋
打开开关，点燃夜灯
你为刀俎，我为里脊
You and me are the disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
你和我都得了病，细菌正在扩散
用我给你消毒，让你保持呼吸
在我的空白画页上，感觉到你画笔的涂抹
我是你的每月一书，稍后请欣赏这精美的印迹
We'll laugh away our golden years
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
We'll line the clouds with silver tears
You are the griddle, I am the meat
我们将笑着消磨我们的金色岁月
你味同嚼艾，我芳草萋萋
我们用银色泪水，翻云覆雨
你为刀俎,我为里脊
You and me are the disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
你和我都得了病，细菌正在扩散
用我给你消毒，让你保持呼吸
在我的空白画页上，感觉到你画笔的涂抹
我是你的每月一书，稍后请欣赏这精美的印迹
You and me are the disease and the germs are spreading
Use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month, read the fine print later
你和我都得了病，细菌正在扩散
用我给你消毒，让你保持呼吸
在我的空白画页上，感觉到你画笔的涂抹
我是你的每月一书，稍后请欣赏这精美的印迹
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You are the trick, I am the treat
You are the circus, I am the freak
你味同嚼艾，我芳草萋萋
你为刀俎,我为里脊
你诡计多端，我请客送礼
你上演马戏，我形神怪异
You are the bitter, I am the sweet
You are the griddle, I am the meat
You are the trick, I am the treat
You are the circus, I am the freak
你味同嚼艾，我芳草萋萋
你为刀俎,我为里脊
你诡计多端，我请客送礼
你上演马戏，我形神怪异