《格列佛游记》

 1. What do you hope to get out of being in the mailroom?
2. Mailroom guys are meant to be seen and not heard.
3. I think you are just scared to talk to them.
4. I’ll let you know as soon as I’ve made a decision.
5. How long have you had this debilitating crush on the travel editor?
6. Second of all, why don’t you just ask her out?
7. Will you go out with me?
8. What are you doing this weekend?
9. I didn’t chicken out.
10. Being respectful of her workspace.
11. Do you want to go for a couple of brews and shoot some poos?
12. The reason you didn’t ask her out and you never will is the same reason that you are not going to leave the mailroom.
13. You are pretty funny around the office, but that’s all you are.
14. You’re never really going to get any bigger than this.
15. You seem a little nervous, are you all right?
16. You want to apply for a travel writing assignment?
17. I had no idea that you wrote or travelled.
18. I had no idea that you were such a good writer.
19. I think I have the perfect fluff piece to start you off with.
20. You are here with charged with aiding our sworn enemy, the blefuscians.
21.  … to prevent the giant beast from running rampant and killing us all.
22. Will someone please just tell me where I am?
23. You guys are so tiny.
24. This Edward guy seems like kind of a lame ass.
25. This is the honorable truth.
26. It is time for your life of hard labor to begin.
27. They will be too busy with the fire to protect their princess.
28. The king requests the honor of your company at a banquet this evening. Do you accept?
29. Totally cool to be just called Gulliver.
30. Some people believe you are come from the Island where we Dare Not Go.
31. He is the most powerful gentleman in all the land.
32. I was actually known as “present the awesome”.
33. Seriously, we are ridiculously good builders.
34. It is time to perform our biweekly military exercises.
35. But it was meant to be unsinkable.
36. To land a princess, you got to employ some grade A court age.
37. This is no particular sign I am more compatible with……
38. I’ve never been worked with such unique passion.
39. Have you already forgotten who is your one true elernal love?
40. I am actually going home.
41. Darcy is about to read the best article ever.
42. I’ve instructed our builders to work day and night to ensure you are seaworthy by weekend.
43. Most people spend them lives looking for that and don’t find it.
44. Vice president yoda can run things without me for a while.
45. You’ve made everyone here so happy.
46. I can’t imagine anyone in Luiilput not wanting you to stay as long as possible.
47. I think this job is beginning to stress you out.
48. I am unsure about things between us.
49. We are not on in love.
50. I have got to keep my options open.
51. Can I not walk alone in my own garden?
52. Because it was just so great being a big shot for the first time in my life.
53. If you wish to speak to your one true love privately.
54. Is now a good or bad time to tell you about the crush I’ve had on you for the last five years.
55. I totally have a crush on you.
56. If it’s all right with you, I’d like to be your glorious protector again.
57. Because m word is my bond.
58. You are the most beautiful lady in all the land.
59. Do you realize what you’ve done.
60. You have committed an act of valiance.
61. I find it good for absolutely nil?
62. No small jobs, only small people.