娶个丑妞就不错 Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
“天下之佳人，莫若楚国，楚国之丽者，莫若臣里，臣里之美者，莫若臣东家之子。东家之子，增之一分则太长，减之一分则太短，着粉则太白，施朱则太赤，眉如翠羽，肌如白雪，腰如束素，齿如含贝。嫣然一笑，惑阳城，迷下蔡。然此女登墙窥臣三年，至今未许也。登徒子则不然，其妻蓬头挛耳，龇唇历齿，旁行踽偻，又疥且痔。登徒子悦之，使有五子。王熟察之，谁为好色者矣？”
——宋玉《登徒子好色赋》
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娶个丑妞就不错 Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
The Coasters 唱
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
如果你想晚年幸福
千万别找漂亮女人做老婆
以我个人的亲身体验
娶个丑妞就不错
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
如果你想晚年幸福
千万别找漂亮女人做老婆
以我个人的亲身体验
娶个丑妞就不错
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
漂亮女人使她的丈夫自惭形秽
一般都会使他失魂落魄
一旦他娶了她，她就会开始
专拣使他伤心的事情做
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time
She'll always give you peace of mind
但是如果你找个丑女人做老婆
你的晚年将会幸福快乐
丑女人做饭永远香喷喷
她总能给你内心的祥和
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
如果你想晚年幸福
千万别找漂亮女人做老婆
以我个人的亲身体验
娶个丑妞就不错
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
别管你的朋友说你没品味
不管怎样，勇敢地娶她做老婆
她脸蛋丑，双眼也不匹配
相信我的话，她是更好的选择
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
如果你想晚年幸福
千万别找漂亮女人做老婆
以我个人的亲身体验
娶个丑妞就不错
Say, man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright
Unfortunately, she has acne
That's a shame, baby
Yeah, baby
“说话，小伙子”
“嗨，宝贝”
“那天我看见你老婆了”
“是吗？”
“是呀，她确实挺丑，哈”
“是的，她很丑，但她确实会做饭，宝贝”
“是呀，真不错”
“不幸的是，她脸上有痘痘”
“那让人羞愧，宝贝”
“是的，宝贝”
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
如果你想晚年幸福
千万别找漂亮女人做老婆
以我个人的亲身体验
娶个丑妞就不错